i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused
I just saw a headline that read ‘Zachary Quinto reveals hot boyfriend,’ and I was like, “Staight people are so out of the loop.”
Eating my bagel at Einstein’s this morning. I see a little girl, maybe eight years old, wearing a T-shirt with a fake lab coat and name tag with ‘Mad Scientist’ printed on it. I wanted to high five her.